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MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.
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(YOWLING)
(BARKING)
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Hey, Arnold!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CRASHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Arnold!
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Arnold.
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Arnold.
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(SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.
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Arnold.
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Move it, football head!
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ALL: Hey, Arnold!
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(EAGLE SCREAMS)
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MAN: Hey, Arnold.
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ALL: Hey, Arnold.
Hey, Arnold.
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ALARM CLOCK: (RINGING)
Hey, Arnold.
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Hey, Arnold. Hey, Arnold.
Hey, Arnold.
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Hey, Arnold. Hey, Arnold.
Hey, Arnold. Hey, Arnold.
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Mmm.
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(SIGHING)
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(BELL RINGING)
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Eat up, Tex.
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You'll need your strength
for the cattle drive.
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Yeah, right, Grandma.
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That's "Calamity Grandma."
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And take off your hat
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while you're in
the ranch house, Tex.
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Why, you've got the manners
of an old billy goat.
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Grandma,
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you know I never
take off my hat.
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Yeah, once a cowboy,
always a cowboy.
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Gerald, I think
the problem with this kite
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is in its aerodynamics.
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Well, I think
the problem with this kite
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is it won't fly.
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Maybe, if we add more knots
to the tail.
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Ah!
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I better get this home fast,
before it dries.
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(CAT SCREECHING)
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(HELGA PANTING)
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It's so beautiful!
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A monument to my beloved.
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And yet,
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something is missing.
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But, what could it be?
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Hmm.
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Why don't we try
without the tail?
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Face it, Arnold,
your kite bites.
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(SIGHING)
Come on, Gerald.
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Why won't you give up?
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This kite doesn't belong
in the sky,
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it belongs in a trash can.
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ARNOLD: (SIGHING) Gerald.
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Ahhh!
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Gerald, this kite's
gonna fly.
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I guarantee it.
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Helga, you're a genius.
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Oops.
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(SCREAMING)
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What do I have to do, anyway?
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All I want is his stupid hat!
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That's all.
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And world domination.
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But right now, just the hat.
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Is that too much to ask?
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See? I told you
I can make it fly.
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Hey, my hat!
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I'll never get it!
Never, never, never!
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No matter what I do,
I'll never get Arnold's hat!
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Hey! Arnold's hat!
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I knew I'd get it.
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I knew it all the time.
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Oh, Arnold, my love.
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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It is finished.
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(COCKTAIL MUSIC PLAYING)
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What's that you're saying?
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I dance divinely?
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My eyes are lovely?
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You've never seen
a more beautiful girl?
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I knew you couldn't fight
your true feelings for me.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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(DOORKNOB RATTLING)
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MIRIAM: Helga!
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
The door's locked, honey.
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What are you doing in there?
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(MUFFLED)
Coming, Mother.
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MIRIAM: Okay, bye.
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GERALD: It's no
big deal, Arnold.
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It's just a hat.
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Why don't you go
buy another one?
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You don't
understand, Gerald,
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my hat is special.
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It's part of me.
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It's all
in your mind, Arnold.
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You look fine
without it.
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Hey, Arnold,
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what happened?
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Did you get a bad haircut
or something?
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No, Mr. Green,
I lost my hat.
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Hey, Arnold,
what's with your head?
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Did you lose a fight
with a lawnmower?
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No, just my hat.
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Hey, Arnold, are you sick?
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Man, you look terrible.
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See, Gerald,
it's no good.
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It's just not the same
without my hat.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Oh, it's hat day
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at today's game.
Just look at the crowd.
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Forty thousand hats
on 40,000 heads.
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Hats as far the eye can see.
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There's a hat
and there's a hat.
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And, there's another hat.
And over there,
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hats.
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Hats, hats, hats, hats,
hats, hats, hats, hat...
(TV STATIC)
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MILES: Here's your
very own hat, Arnold.
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Oh, look at the little man.
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STELLA:
You in that hat, Arnold,
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you're perfect,
just like that.
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MILES: What a guy.
STELLA: Yeah.
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GERALD: Arnold! Hey, Arnold!
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(ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYING
FAINTLY OUTSIDE)
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Come on, kids.
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Free ice cream!
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The Jolly Olly Man's
gone insane!
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He's passing out
free ice cream.
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Come on down!
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No! I'm not coming out
without my hat!
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Ever! For the rest of my life!
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Okay.
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More ice cream for me.
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Oh. Oh, my beloved.
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What havoc have I wrought,
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tampering with the laws
of nature?
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I must right this terrible
and grievous wrong,
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and restore to you
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that which makes
you the Arnold
I worship and adore.
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I must retrieve
your precious hat,
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and restore it
to your most hallowed brow.
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Out of my way, Fat Boy!
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(GASPS)
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(HELGA SHRIEKING)
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Mom! Mom!
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Pass the Tabasco, dear.
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Uh, did you happen
to see a collection
of seemingly useless junk
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randomly arranged
behind a curtain in my closet,
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for no apparent reason?
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MIRIAM: Uh-huh, dear,
I threw it all out.
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What?
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(SCREAMS)
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Wait! Come back!
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(COUGHING)
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Stupid sanitation engineers.
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I've got to get that hat back!
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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How's it going,
Shortman?
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Mmm. Okay, I guess.
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Oh, Arnold, I know you feel
all wrong without your hat.
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I felt the same way
when my hair fell out.
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I tried every trick
in the book
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to hide my bare top,
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but then I realized
it didn't matter.
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My head looked different,
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but I was
still the same person
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I've always been.
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You are who you are
because of what
is on the inside,
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not the outside.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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But, I just can't
get used to it.
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Well, you think
about what I said.
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I'd talk to you some more
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but I don't wanna miss
my stories.
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GRANDPA:
You are who you are
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because of what's
on the inside
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not the outside.
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The inside,
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not the outside.
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Are you listening, Arnold?
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The inside, not the outside.
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I'm gonna do it.
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Yuck!
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I can't believe this!
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Three hours
of digging through garbage,
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I just gotta find that hat!
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(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
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Uh-oh.
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Phew!
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(PIGEON CALLING)
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(GASPING)
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Eureka! I found it!
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Now, to return it
to its rightful place,
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atop the darling head
of my beloved.
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Ready when
you are, buddy.
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Hey, Arnold,
you're looking good.
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Have you been working out?
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Hey, Arnold,
did you get a new haircut?
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It looks nice.
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Whoa, Arnold, man,
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did anybody ever tell
you look like some sort of
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sun-bronzed Greek god
these days?
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See? I told you no big deal.
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Hey, the next time
you get in my bus,
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make sure you take a shower,
little lady!
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Yeah, yeah.
Stick it in your ear, pal!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(LOVINGLY) Arnold.
Sorry, Helga.
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I mean, watch where
you're going, football head!
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(GASPS) Helga!
You found my hat!
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Oh, is that your hat?
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I can't believe it!
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Thanks, Helga!
Thanks a lot!
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(SHUDDERS)
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Yuck! Who said
you could touch me?
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Sorry, I couldn't help it.
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You trying to make me
sick or something?
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Take your stupid hat
and get out of here!
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Okay. Thanks again, Helga.
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(EXCLAIMING ADORINGLY)
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I'll never wash
these clothes again.
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GERALD: Okay, Arnold,
your turn to kick off.
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BOY: Car.
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(HONKING)
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Okay, go for just inside
the brown moving van.
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Right.
HAROLD: Move up, you guys,
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Arnold can't kick.
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(CHATTERING)
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Yeah, Arnold,
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try not to hurt
your little dainty toezy-wozy.
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(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
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"Toezy-wozy" this.
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Whoa!
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What a kick!
(BALL BOUNCING)
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It's unbelievable.
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(CHATTERING)
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BOY: Oops.
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Of all the stoops
in the world,
it had to land on his.
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Nice going, Arnold.
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Nice going, jerk.
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Well, maybe if we just ask
for the football, real nice.
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You know Stoop Kid never lets
anybody near his stoop.
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Yeah, I heard he punched a guy
just for touching his stoop.
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Well, I heard he killed a kid
just for looking at his stoop.
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The story of Stoop Kid
is a legend,
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passed down
from grade to grade
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for over six years.
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And our own Gerald
is the keeper of the tale.
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Go ahead, Gerald.
Tell it.
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ALL: Ooh!
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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The Legend of Stoop Kid.
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In the beginning,
like so many of us,
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Stoop Kid was just a baby,
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a baby left mysteriously
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on the stoop
of that very building.
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(THUNDER CRACKING)
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(BABY CRYING)
Some say
he was abandoned there.
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Others say that
he was dropped there
from the sky by aliens.
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And still others say
that he grew from a seed
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lodged between the cracks
of the sidewalk.
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00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:36,402
Whatever the reason,
lo and behold,
263
00:13:36,437 --> 00:13:39,638
tiny Stoop Kid
was left to raise himself
264
00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:43,609
on the stoop at which
he was fated to call his home.
265
00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:45,210
And as he grew,
266
00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:48,914
he came to know and love
his stoop as his only family.
267
00:13:48,949 --> 00:13:51,784
But, there's also a dark side.
268
00:13:51,819 --> 00:13:53,184
(THUNDER CRACKING)
269
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,621
Embittered by the love
and normal boyhood
270
00:13:55,656 --> 00:13:56,988
that were stolen from him,
271
00:13:57,024 --> 00:13:59,958
Stoop Kid became meaner
and meaner by the day.
272
00:13:59,993 --> 00:14:02,260
He began to lash out
at the passers-by,
273
00:14:02,296 --> 00:14:03,729
taking out upon them,
274
00:14:03,764 --> 00:14:06,031
the anger of a young,
loveless child.
275
00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:08,300
He became so protective
of his stoop,
276
00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:11,002
that whom so much
as looked at it,
277
00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:12,738
would face the wrath
of the Stoop Kid.
278
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:19,177
His accusatory barbs and,
yeah, even physical violence.
279
00:14:19,613 --> 00:14:20,612
The end.
280
00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:22,648
Good job, Gerald.
281
00:14:22,683 --> 00:14:23,715
Thanks.
282
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,050
So, what's the point?
283
00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:26,452
So, the point is, Arnold,
284
00:14:26,487 --> 00:14:27,986
you ain't getting
your football back.
285
00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:29,888
So, forget about it, man.
286
00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:35,461
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)
287
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,666
Hi.
288
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:42,200
Uh...
289
00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:43,469
How's it going?
290
00:14:43,504 --> 00:14:44,870
I guess that my, uh,
291
00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,705
football landed
on your stoop, huh?
292
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,007
Go ahead, pick it up.
293
00:14:50,978 --> 00:14:53,111
Nah, that's okay. I'll just
leave it here for now.
294
00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:54,646
No big deal. See ya!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
295
00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,550
This is gonna be harder
than I thought.
296
00:15:01,188 --> 00:15:02,153
(CAR HORN BLARING)
297
00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:08,326
(DOG BARKING)
298
00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:10,796
What are you looking at,
grandma?
299
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:13,164
Yeah, that's right,
I'm talking to you.
300
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,232
Come on, Bibi.
301
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:16,568
Just keep away from my stoop.
302
00:15:16,604 --> 00:15:17,803
(GARBAGE CAN RATTLING)
303
00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:20,071
Hey, Park!
304
00:15:20,107 --> 00:15:22,608
Oh, sorry, Arnold.
I forgot you were in there.
305
00:15:22,643 --> 00:15:24,442
Are you sure
you don't wanna come inside?
306
00:15:24,478 --> 00:15:25,644
No thanks, Park.
307
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,779
I gotta keep watch
until he leaves his stoop.
308
00:15:28,248 --> 00:15:29,948
Okay, but you know
309
00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:32,017
Stoop Kid
never leaves his stoop.
310
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:36,588
(LAUGHING)
311
00:15:38,559 --> 00:15:39,892
(YAWNING)
312
00:15:44,832 --> 00:15:45,964
"And,
313
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,335
"the Little Engine said,
314
00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:52,638
"'I think I can,
315
00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:55,206
"'I think I can.'"
316
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:57,543
Wow, what a great book.
317
00:16:01,281 --> 00:16:03,715
(FOOTBALL BOUNCING)
318
00:16:19,299 --> 00:16:20,933
Arnold. Hey, Arnold!
319
00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:21,934
(YELPS)
320
00:16:21,969 --> 00:16:23,969
Where is he? Did he leave?
321
00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:26,371
Yo! Get away from my stoop!
322
00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:27,706
That's right, you!
323
00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:29,407
This is my stoop!
324
00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:31,643
He's still there.
I can't believe it.
325
00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,845
I only fell asleep
for about an hour.
326
00:16:33,881 --> 00:16:35,146
I told you, Arnold,
327
00:16:35,182 --> 00:16:37,049
Stoop Kid
never leaves his stoop.
328
00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:38,383
(GROANING)
329
00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,151
Face it, Arnold,
330
00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:41,887
you're never gonna get
your football back.
331
00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:43,855
But, I just don't...
332
00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:47,292
Hey, wait a second, I got it.
333
00:16:47,327 --> 00:16:49,461
What if I just sneak up
when he's not looking,
334
00:16:49,496 --> 00:16:50,996
grab the football and run?
335
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:52,230
Are you crazy?
336
00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:54,499
He'll just chase you down
and pulverize you.
337
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:55,867
How can he,
338
00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:57,803
if he never leaves his stoop?
339
00:16:57,838 --> 00:16:59,771
Arnold, you're bold.
340
00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:01,673
Bold and crazy.
341
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,174
Just, back me up, okay?
342
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:05,477
Okay, I'll be
right behind you.
343
00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:08,346
Hey! Walk around!
344
00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:10,949
Keep your eyes of my stoop,
old man!
345
00:17:10,985 --> 00:17:13,118
(LAUGHING) That's right.
346
00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:15,153
And watch where
you're sticking that cane!
347
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:18,790
Hey!
348
00:17:20,594 --> 00:17:22,460
Get back here,
you little weasel!
349
00:17:22,496 --> 00:17:24,462
Nobody touches my stoop!
350
00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:25,864
Come back here!
351
00:17:25,899 --> 00:17:27,298
You little runt!
352
00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:28,967
Yes, you did it!
353
00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:31,870
Come back here
and face me like a man!
354
00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:34,272
Nobody touches my stoop!
355
00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:36,574
(BOTH LAUGHING HEARTILY)
356
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:39,277
Hey, Arnold, you're right,
he didn't leave his stoop.
357
00:17:39,312 --> 00:17:40,378
You know what, Gerald,
358
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,380
I think he's afraid
to leave his stoop.
359
00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:43,749
What's going on?
360
00:17:43,784 --> 00:17:46,184
Stoop Kid's afraid
to leave his stoop.
361
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,820
Stoop Kid's afraid
to leave his stoop?
362
00:17:48,856 --> 00:17:52,557
ALL: (LAUGHING)
He's afraid! He's afraid!
363
00:17:52,592 --> 00:17:54,660
(TAUNTING)
Hey, Stoop Kid,
364
00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:56,394
why don't you
leave your stoop?
365
00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:58,997
What are you, scared?
366
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:00,065
(ALL LAUGHING)
367
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,867
Come here
and say that, tubby!
368
00:18:01,902 --> 00:18:04,469
Stoop Kid's scared
to leave his stoop.
369
00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:05,871
We're touching your stoop.
370
00:18:05,906 --> 00:18:07,272
Cut it out!
371
00:18:07,307 --> 00:18:09,207
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
Hey, I'm warning you!
372
00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:11,376
Hey, I'm gonna pound you,
you little maggot!
373
00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:17,716
Stoop Kid's scared
to leave his stoop.
374
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,484
I'm spreading the word.
375
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:20,719
ALL: Hey!
376
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:23,288
(CHANTING) Stoop Kid's afraid
to leave his stoop!
377
00:18:23,323 --> 00:18:25,857
Stoop Kid's afraid
to leave his stoop!
378
00:18:25,893 --> 00:18:28,459
Stoop Kid's afraid
to leave his stoop!
379
00:18:28,495 --> 00:18:31,262
Stoop Kid's afraid
to leave his stoop!
380
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,665
Stoop Kid's afraid
to leave his stoop!
381
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:34,933
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
382
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:39,705
(STOOP KID WAILING)
383
00:18:41,575 --> 00:18:42,674
What is that?
384
00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:46,144
Stoop Kid, is that you?
385
00:18:46,947 --> 00:18:50,615
(STOOP KID SOBBING)
386
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:51,817
ARNOLD: Stoop Kid?
387
00:18:51,852 --> 00:18:52,984
STOOP KID: Who's that?
388
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,086
Get out of here, kid!
389
00:18:54,121 --> 00:18:55,687
What's wrong?
STOOP KID: Nothing.
390
00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:59,357
Just shut up
and leave me alone.
391
00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:01,492
Hey, come on,
it can't be that bad.
392
00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:03,028
STOOP KID: But it is!
393
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,330
Everybody's making fun of me!
394
00:19:05,365 --> 00:19:07,032
Maybe, if you tried
to leave the stoop,
395
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,166
people wouldn't make fun.
396
00:19:08,202 --> 00:19:09,267
STOOP KID: No!
397
00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:10,568
I can't!
398
00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:12,337
What if I tried to help you?
399
00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:14,906
It'd just be a waste of time.
400
00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:16,374
What do you got to lose?
401
00:19:48,475 --> 00:19:51,643
Look, there's a whole world
out there for you to see.
402
00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:54,412
But, you're never gonna see it
if you don't leave the stoop.
403
00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:57,816
Yeah, but what's so great
about the world, anyway?
404
00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,684
I'm glad you asked.
405
00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:02,087
I checked these out
at the library, just for you.
406
00:20:02,122 --> 00:20:04,022
You may have
your little stoop here,
407
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:05,757
but beyond this stoop,
408
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,592
there's a whole bunch
of other stoops.
409
00:20:08,028 --> 00:20:09,094
Look at this.
410
00:20:09,129 --> 00:20:10,162
Wow!
411
00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:11,830
Look at that stoop.
412
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,631
That's the Spanish Steps
in Rome.
413
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,001
It's one of the biggest stoops
in the world.
414
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:18,804
Well, I gotta admit,
that's pretty cool.
415
00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:20,205
Yeah, and look at this.
416
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,007
Whoa!
417
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,441
ARNOLD:
It's the Pyramid of the Sun.
418
00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:25,476
Ancient Aztec ruins.
419
00:20:25,512 --> 00:20:29,214
It's the greatest stoop
I have ever seen.
420
00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:32,150
Well, it's just one
of the great stoops out there.
421
00:20:32,186 --> 00:20:33,718
And, if you wanna see 'em,
422
00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:36,721
all you have to do is
take that one big step
off your stoop.
423
00:20:39,259 --> 00:20:40,692
STOOP KID: Arnold,
424
00:20:40,727 --> 00:20:42,393
I'm gonna do it.
425
00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:44,830
I'm gonna leave the stoop!
426
00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:47,833
Yo, Mr. Green,
I just heard that Stoop Kid's
leaving his stoop.
427
00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:48,867
Whoa.
428
00:20:50,037 --> 00:20:52,270
The legend dies, Harvey.
429
00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:55,106
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Stoop Kid's gonna
leave his stoop!
430
00:20:55,142 --> 00:20:57,775
I didn't know
there was gonna be
so many people here.
431
00:20:57,811 --> 00:20:59,377
Don't worry about them,
Stoop Kid,
432
00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,179
just keep concentrating.
433
00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:03,181
I don't know
if I can do it, Arnold.
434
00:21:03,217 --> 00:21:05,583
You can do it, I know you can.
435
00:21:05,618 --> 00:21:07,618
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Stoop Kid's
gonna leave the stoop!
436
00:21:07,654 --> 00:21:09,754
Stoop Kid's
gonna leave the stoop!
437
00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:11,857
Stoop Kid's
gonna leave the stoop!
438
00:21:11,892 --> 00:21:13,058
Stoop Kid's gonna leave...
439
00:21:13,093 --> 00:21:14,792
STOOP KID:
I think I can.
440
00:21:14,828 --> 00:21:16,627
I think I can.
441
00:21:16,663 --> 00:21:18,830
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Stoop Kid's
gonna leave the stoop!
442
00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:23,101
(CROWD CHEERING)
443
00:21:28,675 --> 00:21:30,608
You did it. You did it!
444
00:21:31,144 --> 00:21:33,211
Hey! Hey, yeah!
445
00:21:33,247 --> 00:21:35,747
I did do it!
I left the stoop!
446
00:21:35,782 --> 00:21:37,015
I'm free!
447
00:21:44,391 --> 00:21:45,823
Thanks, Arnold.
448
00:21:45,859 --> 00:21:47,458
Thanks a lot.
449
00:21:47,494 --> 00:21:49,827
Well, I guess there's
no holding you back anymore.
450
00:21:49,863 --> 00:21:52,030
You'll probably wanna go out
and see the whole world now.
451
00:21:52,065 --> 00:21:53,231
What, are you kidding?
452
00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:54,933
I can't leave my stoop.
453
00:21:54,968 --> 00:21:56,434
What do you mean?
Why not?
454
00:21:56,469 --> 00:21:59,271
Oh, sure,
I could leave the stoop,
455
00:21:59,306 --> 00:22:01,740
but for now, I'm just gonna
keep hanging out here,
456
00:22:01,775 --> 00:22:03,675
'cause I'm Stoop Kid.
457
00:22:03,711 --> 00:22:05,244
That's who I am.
458
00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:08,380
You know, Arnold,
you taught me a great thing.
459
00:22:08,415 --> 00:22:11,015
Now, I can harass people
from my stoop,
460
00:22:11,051 --> 00:22:12,651
and from off my stoop!
461
00:22:12,686 --> 00:22:14,720
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
462
00:22:14,755 --> 00:22:16,588
Gee, that wasn't
really the point.
463
00:22:18,225 --> 00:22:21,159
Hey, Stoop Kid, you baby,
464
00:22:21,194 --> 00:22:22,927
where's your diapers?
465
00:22:22,963 --> 00:22:26,665
(TAUNTING)
Little baby Stoop Kid
is afraid to leave his stoop.
466
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,800
(HAROLD LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
467
00:22:29,403 --> 00:22:31,102
(SLURPING)
468
00:22:31,138 --> 00:22:31,836
(HAROLD BURPS)
469
00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:33,104
(HAROLD CONTINUES LAUGHING)
470
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:34,606
Come here, Fat Boy!
471
00:22:37,144 --> 00:22:39,378
I'm gonna roll you downtown!